the dingo.

this past week i've been carsitting for TJ while she and my dad are in hawaii. as much as i enjoy driving on someone else's gas and driving a smaller vehicle in general, it really made me appreciate how much i love my dingo. here are some reasons why:

1. who would want to accelerate to full speed when it can take 5+ minutes?
2. i like the way the sun shines through the bullet hole crack in my windshield. it's like God's way of telling me he loves me. and my environmentally conscious self.
3. if i wanted to, i could drive an entire mormon family to church.
4. "the smell" - at least kayla and abbey will understand what i'm talking about.
5. i actually slow down for speed bumps while i'm driving in it because if i don't, my head will hit the ceiling.
6. i like the scratchy noise the drivers side speaker makes when i'm playing a cd.
7. leather interior..best seating money can buy.
8. every time i fill up my tank i'm reminded that lake beauty was the best place to work this summer, and each week's wages contributes almost enough to get me a tank!
9. no matter how many times i fill my front left tire, it will still deflate. which is desirable because it gives me a cushiony feel.
10. i can transport a multitude of things in the back: a computer chair, a washing machine, a large family, and perhaps a tiger.

i'm sure dodge will find this blog and come knocking on my door to see if i'll join their advertising team. because there is not even a hint of sarcasm in this whole blog. holla.