little boxes made of ticky-tacky.

today, i went to the bethel/johnnies football game. [we won]. i was sitting in front of 3 freshman girls that, well i don't even know how to describe them. so i will just record some of the conversations that they were having:

girl 1: so, like, i learned what a concussion is today. it's when your head gets bumped and your brain starts bleeding.
girl 2: oh really? i thought it was just like your brain expands.
girl 1: no, like it bleeds, inside your head. that's why cornell can't play right now. [quick note: his name is tim CORNISH and his brain is definitely not bleeding].

girl 1: gosh, i was so nervous the first time i did laundry, like my mom was SO worried.
girl 2: i'm not even going to risk ruining my clothes, i had my mom come pick them up yesterday.
girl 1: you are so wise.

girl 1: no like i really think he likes you. he added YOU on facebook, not the other way around.
girl 2: well i don't even know if that means anything, i mean he has like 200 facebook friends that are girls. and like 20 of them live in edgren.
girl 1: it's okay michelle, just be yourself and he'll love you.

girl 1: i really don't want to get married until i'm at least a junior in college.
girl 2: really? but what if you meet the one?
girl 1: well, we could get engaged i guess. i just want to live with my girl friends all through college, ya know?
girl 2: yeah, totally.

this concludes the convos that i can remember. and is also a symbol of why you should mock bethel every chance you get. i aspire to be like these girls in every way. and that's why you read my blog, because i'm cool.