top 100 moments at LBBC summer 2008

ahh, the long awaited list. these are my favorite (or most memorable) 100 moments/things about lake beauty summer of '08. if i miss a few of yours, my apologies. but it's all about me anyways. it always has been. ha. here we go.

100. max's tanktop not meeting the two-inch strap requirement
99. heeey brandon! (not my favorite, but very memorable)
98. jamie (in full pirate accent of course): "blackbeard mounted forty guys..."
97. k-dawg informing me that my face is very distinct (in a good way)
96. jd and i choking on fire during outdoor chapel (makes g. of wonders quite worship-ful)
95. camper: "my face is numb"
great counselor (me): "why?"
camper: "i got hit in the face with a tetherball - AGAIN!"
94. charlie's runs..yum.
93. candy cane
92. manteen
91. nathan alnes as a lifeguard
90. serf camper explosions
89. senior high camper during chapel: "what does circumcise mean?"
88. the "counselor brake schedule" (i still have that one, by the way.)
87. to tell the truth anti-climaxes
86. brenda saying va-jay jay in front of a trailblazer
85. the rumor (s).
84. celebrity stories, sarah johnson: "hannah montana is my cousin."
83. bensonwells
82. the middle men: jacky, jerry, mickey, and nancy
81. i said a tail chicka tail!
80. princess genevieve
79. bazooks:

• chiggers
• punching me in the leg when i forgot to bring her to horses
• obsession with candy cane & hot chocolate

78. "it's so damn hot. milk was a baaaad choice."
77. my cousin's end of the week eval for paul:
comment on your counselor: annoying
76. clip clop
75. laying hands
74. bm's prayer stares
73. man spooning party next to the campfire during staff training
72. the quote board
71. the following conversation is taken out of context. do not be offended.
k-dawg: "aww i wanted to serve the meat!"
alan: "you can just flash mine!"
70. tiffanie's domination of the lost and found
69. having soup for lunch on 90+ degree days
68. u-turn night TB1:
camper: i have two questions. is max your boyfriend? can we play tetherball?
67. getting peed on by a TB en route to a bathroom from outdoor chapel
66. d lights
65. program staff playing texas hold em with wooddale's money
64. max clotheslining a trailblazer during a fieldgame
63. k-dawg exposing herself during the staff training photo scavenger hunt
62. melting eyebrows (family camp)
61. racing kflynn up the rock wall in flip flops (and dominating, mind you)
60. injured "pee-pees" during the water carnival
59. brenda going through jordan walz's legs on the slip n'slide
58. sarah walking horses in a clubbing top
57. duncan farting on chelsey on low ropes during staff training
56. kayla flynn's hog
55. jordan walz hitting the piano during the chisel skit (i warned him)
54. ben jacobi's chapel entrances (especially with the safari hat)
53. my beautiful tie-dye shirt
52. wrestling in the basement of edlund. and just in general.
51. mandatory staff bonding
50. max regifting michael's secret santa gift and giving it back to him.
49. jessa deach praying for the lifeguards before rotations:
jessa: "lord thank you for the lifeguards and all the hard work they do down at the waterfront"
rachel: *chuckles
jessa: "and also help rachel be mature..."
48. ebeth teaching jacobi the trustfall handhold
47. brenda's niece plugging her ears during the benediction
46. kflynn's serving mishaps

• "you have sausage written all over you"
• "hey bun!"

45. the camping trip

• "kayla flynn..." "what?" "was born with a tail..."
• downpour @ 6am

44. sarah trying to draw "hollaback girl" for pictionary during staff training
43. dancing to sexyback with bill during the extra week
42. ben michel taking out a JJ while dancing to undignified
41. tb1 wooddale chaos. chaos. chaos.
40. lice outbreaks
39. face-melting bonfire during senior high
38. sarah jean: "you have the cross-eyed girl in your cabin?!"
37. fruitful prayer war
36. cut-offs day (homage to JD)
35. chapel intros: i'm the subcontractor for crew 15, AKA THE ROOFERS!!!
34. the dam festival. nuff said.
33. land of the free, home of the awesome
32. the chapel let-in's controversy
31. max & the turtle
30. low ropes wall fiasco/bear attack/lost pants
29. mary lou!
28. verse girls strike
27. ben michel falling on top of me during the beans skit.
26. lanet: "i've never worn sunglasses before."
rachel: "is that a mennonite thing?"
25. helloooo everybody! (again, just memorable)
24. the missions video
23. kdawg: "tiffanie, shouldn't you be wearing gloves? that water is hot."
22. blunt head trauma
21. sarah's menstruating JJ
20. i am a CH
19. go to college!
18. tiffanie (during chapel skit): "that's what guns are for!" (cocks rifle)
17. k-dawg and sarah switching bras in edlund
16. capture the flag casualties
15. "put on a harness"
14. ben michel: "oh yeah!" (after i informed him that i was rubbing lotion all over my body)
13. praise that chelsey's homesick camper is no more.
12. k-dawg's dramatic discovery of her first stretch mark.
11. paul doing low ropes in a walking cast

and the much-awaited top 10....

10. nathan alnes: "put my wallet down!!"
- for those of you that weren't there/don't understand, i pity you. it was SUCH a quality moment

9. fugitive senior high moment #1:
ben michel: "ben, are you ok?"
amy (not ben): "umm, i'm amy.."

8. brandon: "ok, i have some good news and some bad news. the bad news is i'm leaving. the good news is that rachel woltjer is taking over!"
campers: (amidst much booing) "make her leave!!"

7. k-dawg: "you can't see me, but i can see you, and if you're not dancing i will KILL you!"

6. jacobi's cabin clean-up acceptance speech.

5. leland: "well you guys have fun whatever you're doing tonight!"
tiffanie (under her breath): sugar daddies...
leland (stops): "i sure hope not!..(continue 5minute speech about how every time they pass sugar daddies, he and his sons pull over and pray)"

4. flashed camper vomiting episode.

3. the movie theater kiss.

2. jacobi getting lost during fugitive senior high. and all the events that ensued.

1. hannah manitoba (celebrity paul hype)

the end. that took like 4 hours.