christmas KKS.

okay, this blog has been a long time coming. for those of you that don't know what KKS is, it stands for 'knick-knacky shit'. [excuse the language..]. now that you've heard this phrase, you will realize how much KKS is strewn about this earth. KKS has many categories: christmas KKS, cat KKS, birdhouse KKS, happy meal KKS. pretty much anything you can think of, KKS is being manufactured to honor it.

but let's talk about christmas KKS. you don't think it exists? HA. walk into your local thrift store. DO IT. also a large contributor to the world of Christmas KKS: oriental trading. they might as well rename their company. check out their website if you're bored: orientaltrading.com. the term KKS was invented by Sarah M. Woltjer - i think due to a bad roommate, but her history also had a lot to do with it. every year at my grandparents' christmas we would receive the ultimate KKS. candles, birdhouses, porcelain cats (in dresses no less). oh how i wish i would've kept them. they were usually regifted (if i was feeling mean) or tossed in the trash shortly thereafter.

my point being: if you receive KKS this year for christmas, don't be disappointed - you are now a member of my new KKS club! congrats.

okay this blog is TWO PARTS - SWEET!

for those of you that already saw the office this week, pats on the back for you. for those of you that are behind the times..take the 24 minutes and watch it now:
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/episodes/#vid=877661

this week's episode was phenomenal for many reasons: meredith..well just meredith, phyllis, interventions, but most of all: princess unicorn. WOW. i was doing a little research to see if this doll was actually real, and stumbled across this website:
http://www.princessunicorndoll.com/index.shtml

let's just say it was a little early, and i was fairly convinced it was real. either way, i love the 'caution' portion of the website.

• Wash hands thoroughly after handling Princess Unicorn.
• Do not play with Princess Unicorn if you are allergic to lead based paint.
• The spike on Princess Unicorn is incredibly sharp, so Princess Unicorn can pierce the sky. It can also pierce your skin. Handle with care.

hilarious.

i'm going to study. PEACE - have a phenomenal saturday, i hope you're still sleeping.