so every day on my way to class i walk through the biology hallway. they have a nice display of pictures of the professors. and every time i walk past professor bryan anderson's picture, i have to imagine what that photo session was like. "ok now bryan, i need you to cross your eyes, yep, that's good, ok now look at the ceiling, yep that's great, now give me a big fake smile!" i hate to mock him (well sort of) because i don't know him, but i look at this as more of a "thank you" for putting a smile on my face every afternoon.
this picture also reminds me of one of my top 3 favorite office episodes: conflict resolution. if you haven't seen it, go rent season 2 (episode 21) and watch it. i can only imagine how disappointed dwight would be in bryan's picture.
"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. Whenever anyone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for it's life." -- Dwight Schrute
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"i read your blog."
I read this to my family on Thanksgiving and they all enjoy your humor
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