Thursday, November 20, 2008

the bathroom.

watch me first.

watch me next.



here are the lyrics. from what i can gather from the video.

the bathroom is right across the hall
i can hear everything through the wall
the flush alone is enough to shake the earth [twice]
seriously it's annoying
and i'm sick of bein' nice

i hate bein' across from the bathroom
i can never fall asleep at night
i hate bein' across from the bathroom
if i wasn't, it would be a delight

but i'm stuck in this room..oh oh..forever
now i must figure out how to cope

i hate bein' across from the bathroom
i never get my homework done [that's why!]
i hate bein' across from the bathroom
[what rhymes with done? fun? oh!]
i think i'll drop out of school and become a nun
that's the answer
that's the answer

bye bethel i'm leavin'
to pursue my calling
celibacy and black are my favorite
this is the end of the song

BYE.





3 comments:

Sarah said...

Wow. You are a prodigy. Who would you claim as influences? Schubert possibly? Probably Ron Woltjer, the greatest songwriter we know? Probably some poets, for lyrics .. Chaucer, or Shakespeare maybe? I think they wrote about the bathroom a few times.

Amanda =) said...

brilliant. absolutely brilliant. lol.

stacey said...

oh gosh.
love it.
and that is precisely why we chose the bedroom across from the kitchen when i lived in lissner...