mary-kate and ashley.

random thought day.

1. my roomies and i did our typical friday afternoon thrifting today and i bought a 3-in-one mary-kate and ashley VHS - for 99cents. of course a marathon is taking place right now. we're watching "Christmas party".

2. the office was hilarious last night. in case you missed it, here is dwight's perfect crime:

"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier."

3. every time i get into an elevator and look around i stop and think that the people inside the elevator might be the last people i ever see. which is odd because i never think that when i get in a car with someone, or get on a plane. and i'm sure the odds of dying in a plane crash or car accident are much higher.

4. every morning when i wake up for the first time i shoot my arm up in the air..for no reason, at full speed. i can't help it - it's just my initial reaction to waking up. sometimes i hit my lamp and it makes a "ding" noise - like a bell. on good days i'll fall back asleep and have dreams about camp. on bad days i'll really hurt my hand.

5. watching old school mary-kate and ashley makes me really want to watch 'it takes two'. what a quality movie. whatever happened to kirstie alley and steve guttenberg - they were classics.

6. i'm excited for Christmas.

peace.